America's Golden Age

[Vung Tau, 12/1/24]

During Vietnam’s darkest Socialist years, underpaid teachers sold snacks during recesses. Top Communist officials never flogged junk items, however, unlike President Trump of the United States of America. His latest pitch:

I just handed these hats out in the Oval Office, and I’m wearing one right now.

Do you want one?

This offer is only going to my closest supporters.

Those who stood by my side through every Witch Hunt.

Those who never stopped believing in me.

Ben knew I was always right.

CLAIM MAGA HAT