Carnivals, Paradise then Mars

[Vung Tau, 11/18/24]

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper and Christiane Amanpour combined are but a half blind, retarded and crippled midget compared to Pale Face of the café on General Uprising. Since he doesn’t speak English, Americans are deprived of his unmatched geopolitical understanding. They can’t hear, “Welcome to another episode of Pale Face’s New World Order For Idiots.”

Y’all will have to settle for my digested and translated version. Pale Face on China vs. the USA, “It will never surpass America. The US will remain the richest and most powerful nation. Its only weakness is war fighting. It always loses!”

“Why?”

“They’re rich! The rich don’t know how to suffer. We can crawl into a hole. They can’t.”

“You do have a point. If a rich kid fights a poor one, that rich, fat kid will get his ass kicked.”

“That’s right. Plus, since they’re so big and fat, they’re easier to hit.”

“We’re so short and scrawny, bullets can’t hit us!”

Pale Face merely smiled. I was learning fast.

“Since we’re eternally poor,” I continued, “we’ll keep winning wars!”