Indigestible Porcupines Itching For War

[Kiev, 2/10/16]

Ursula von der Leyen should be awarded three Nobels, for peace, literature and science. A greater genius than even Elon Musk, she said Ukraine must be turned into “a steel porcupine that is indigestible for potential invaders.” Who can claim Germany is in decline?

Giving us regular updates on the increasing destitution and rage afflicting a deindustrialized Deutschland, Survival Lilly is just an unmedicated, unvaccinated and unmasked banshee wandering through the Blackest Forest.

With Europe armed against cheap natural gas from Russia and America rocketed into its golden age by its Gloater in Chief, what is there to worry about? Screamers at town halls must be paid agitators sent by Alex Soros, Sleepy Joe, Cackling Kamala, Hillary and Barack. All those fired by Doge are 150-year-old loafers and malingerers who should gratefully kiss Trump’s and Musk’s asses. Protesters outside Tesla dealerships are just pissed they don’t own Cybertrucks.

In Toulouse and just outside Boston, Tesla dealerships suffered arson attacks, as did a Tesla plant near Berlin. The UK outlaws Cybertrucks for safety reasons. With their weight and razor sharp edges, they’re designed to cause maximum damage and injuries to all those they plow into. Mushy peas and jellied eel munching Brits can’t deal with such manly vehicles, but what do you expect from “some random country that has not fought a war in 30 or 40 years,” to quote ex Marine JD Vance. Though just a pussified journalist in Iraq, Vance, with his full beard, is still sort of Alpha.

To label Tesla flaming vehicles “Swasticars” is grossly unfair to Nazis. Hitler’s Volkswagen was lovingly dubbed “Beetle.” Cute and curvey all over, the People’s Wagon exudes love, so unlike the fuck you aura of anything related to Musk or Trump, his poodle. In Saigon during the 70’s, my father had a yellow Volkswagen. Best car I’ve ever rode in. Thank you, der Führer, for so many pleasant memories.