It Ain't Over Until The Fat Activist Sings

[Taipei on 3/13/22 (Reuters)]

On 3/16/22, Reuters reported, “People across Taiwan have held near-daily solidarity rallies, such as this one here in Taipei on Sunday, to show support for Ukraine in its battle for survival with Russia.” In a photo, there’s a sign depicting Putin as Hitler. A cartoony middle finger in blood red hovers near his mouth. A masked woman is wearing a “TAIWANESE LIVES MATTER” shirt. A masked white man with hairy forearms holds up a “Taiwan stands with Ukraine” sign. On his shirt is a bearded bear of a man hugging and kissing the earth. This scene couldn’t have been more kosher. Duped into embracing death, Taiwanese felt elated and righteous.

On 4/28/23, Jewish comedian and international grifter Vladimir Zelensky awarded the Order for Courage of the third class to Tseng Sheng-guang for his self-sacrificing military performance. Dead at 25, this Sakizaya ethnic had been in Ukraine less than four months. To everyone’s disappointment, Zelensky didn’t perform with his schlong Sir Edward Elgar’s Nimrod, as adapted for a toy piano.

On 4/1/22, Realist Review published “Ukraine is Actually Making Taiwan More Confident.” An excerpt:

Over seven out of ten Taiwanese citizens recently said they are willing to fight for their country if China launches an invasion like Russia. National unity this cohesive almost surpasses the level of domestic support that the American military has experienced since the 9/11 attacks. 

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Recent successes by Ukraine against Russia in ambushing supply relays, using guerilla tactics against key military positions and destroying expensive military equipment has given Taiwan the hope that it is possible to be victorious against a more imposing foe. 

Realist Review features students or recent graduates in international relations and comparative politics from UC Berkeley, John Hopkins, Northeastern and other brainwashing centers. These are America’s leading midget pundits. They’re being groomed to become, at best, limited hangouters.

Simeone Miller, “I became a realist because in my view, reckless U.S. military adventurism has been the greatest threat to national security. As most data shows, it has produced a greater climate of violent extremist radicalization that emboldens the emergence of international and domestic terrorism.”

Joshua Smith, “I became a realist because I realized when it comes down to it states are all about self preservation. During the pandemic many states violated alliance rules and held vaccines all for themselves.”

A 2/7/24 article has this Orwellian title, “Military In Pursuit of Relentless Diplomacy.” There’s no irony. Wise fools are deadly earnest.

On 11/1/24, 44-year-old Wu Chung-ta became the second Taiwanese to die in Ukraine. Local media say Wu was a fierce patriot who desired to defend freedom and democracy. A Special Forces veteran, Wu was well versed in military combat. This was his chance to unleash his considerable skills against Russian aggression.

Since most of us misread just about everything, we must be thankful most of our misreadings aren’t deadly. Mass misreading, though, equals collective suicide. Ukraine is being destroyed because too many Ukrainians misread Zelensky, Victoria Nuland and Uncle Sam. To save themselves, realistic Ukrainians fled.

Americans are too well informed to misread. To make sure their voices are heard, they can’t stop voting.

In Pittsburgh on 11/4/24, Donald Trump masterfully stroked his purring supporters, “My message to Americans tonight is simple: we do not have to live this way. We do not have to settle for weakness, incompetence, decline, and decay. With your vote tomorrow, we can fix every single problem our country faces—and lead America, and indeed the world, to new heights of glory. We’ll help the world—a lot of people think we’re isolationists, we’re not—but we want the world to appreciate what we’re doing. They have to appreciate that we’re helping them.”

Despite Uncle Sam sabotaging Europe, antagonizing China, poisoning billions with Jewjabs and enabling genocide, the world remains so ungrateful. Much more will be accomplished soon.

Kamala Harris in the same city, “Instead of stewing over an enemy’s list, I will spend every day working on my to-do list—full of priorities to improve your life, because ours is not a fight against something; it is a fight for something. It is a fight for the future, and it is a fight for freedom—like the fundamental freedom of a woman to make decisions about her own body, and not have her government tell her what to do.” 

Both candidates are exceptional. They would lose, however, if Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was running. Terry Crews’ emphatic reading of “shit” from a teleprompter would annihilate all rivals. If the USA is still extant four years from now, Mr. Crews must run! Using homemade fake IDs, I’ll vote for him a thousand times.

At 10:23PM EST, Trump has 195 electoral votes to just 91 for Harris, but it ain’t over until the fat activist sings. Pulled by an army of downtrodden, deplorables and undocumented workers, her wheeled bed is still several blocks from the TV studio. Since her XXXXXXXXXXXL dress couldn’t be finished on time, she’s entirely naked under the tarpaulin. Let’s hope it doesn’t fly off should she heave from an overflow of emotions. It’s fake news the rumor she’s Lady Liberty blimped up on fried chicken, cheese fries, loaded nachos and egg rolls from decades of depression.

At 10:50PM it’s Trump 207, with Harris stuck at 91. To vote in elections organized by seasoned criminals guilty of the world’s greatest crimes is to endorse their system. Whoever is crowned, this putrid house wins. Oh wait, it’s just Lady Liberty exhaling. Here she comes!

[Wu Chung-ta in Ukraine in 2024]

[American killed in Bryansk, Russia on 10/27/24]

[“Honor God - Love Man” at Thủy Giang Parish in Vung Tau on 10/2/24]