One More Satanic Halftime Show!

[Phnom Penh, 1/14/26]

For volume 1 of the Collected Writing of Sammy Davis Clemens, I neglected to include a table of contents. For Volume 3, I forgot to have my name on the title page, or anywhere else in this global best seller. This is truly amateur publishing at its finest.

I must start carrying a phone to catch the Nobel committee calling me, any second now, to announce, “Sir, we’re PayPaling you a million bucks immediately!”

“It’s about time! Can’t you frozen fuckers do anything right? Why are you wimps picking a fight with Russia?!”

It’s the right move, after all, to present myself as half black, half white, which brings to mind, for you all, I’m sure, this classic Philly joke, “What’s half black, half white and smells like shit?”