Trump as Johnny Somali with Nukes

On 1/8/25, a New York Post cover had a smug Trump pointing to a map where Canada is the 51st state and Greenland is labeled as “OUR LAND.” Cheered by this tribute, Trump reposted at Instagram, with this comment by wetvoltage, “The best President [American flag, red heart] I stand firm by you as a Canadian.”

Also at Instagram is a photo of Trump dancing behind the Indian character of The Village People. david.herrold comments, “What an amazing opportunity you have, sir, to be the best President America has ever had. God speed! MAGA [three American flags]” His front aperture insertion of their gay theme was a cute PR move. “You can hang out with all the boys […] You can do whatever you feel […] No man does it all by himself, I said. Young man, put your pride on the shelf!”

On 1/27/25, Trump posted a photo of himself looking like a Mafia boss, with this comment ftom promainshow, “Greatest Presidential first week ever”

On 1/28/25, Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna introduced legislation to have Trump carved onto Mount Rushmore. Luna means moon. MAGA went gaga over this looney proposal.

After meeting with Abdullah II, the meek King of Jordan, Trump said this about Gaza:

It’s not a complex thing to do. And with the United States being in control of that piece of land, a fairly large piece of land, you’re going to have stability in the Middle East for the first time.

And the Palestinians, or the people that live now in Gaza will be living beautifully in another location. They’re going to be living safely. They’re not going to be killed and murdered and having to leave every 10 years, because I’ve been watching this for so many years. It’s nothing but trouble. Everyone is being killed.

They’re being robbed. It’s like living in hell, and they’re going to end up having a great home, great families that don’t have to get mugged and killed and beaten up and harassed by Hamas and everybody else.

Palestinians haven’t been mugged, killed, beaten up or raped by Hamas but Jews, ever since these white enough Europeans, backed by the entire white world, stole their native land in 1948.

Trump was asked, “How is the U.S. going to own Gaza? Your White House has made clear taxpayer dollars won’t be used for this. So what money are you going to use to buy Gaza?” How is this feasible or a wise investment, in other words. Trump:

We’re not going to buy anything. We’re going to have it and we’re going to keep it and we’re going to make sure that there's going to be peace and there’s not going to be any problem. And nobody’s going to question it and we’re going to run it very properly. And eventually, we’ll have economic development at a very large scale, maybe the largest scale on that site.

Finally, the legality of all this was raised, “Mr. President, take it under what authority? It is sovereign territory.” Without hesitation, Trump answered, “Under the U.S. authority.” No surprise here, considering Trump’s stance on Canada, Greenland, Panama and Mexico. Bullying Canada, Trump has actually turned Justin Trudeau into something like a leader! Boycotting US products, ordinary Canadians are making Americans pay. Trump has also forced more Europeans to realize Uncle Sam is a saboteur and extorter who has wrecked their economy, social fabric, morality and sanity while dragging them into war after war for Jews and banksters. They’re often the same.

Americans couch surfing or freezing in cars or under bridges can still fantasize about bacon and eggs while waiting to vote for Trump’s third term. Trump cultists love their Musk, Ellison, Thiel and Netanyahu aligned Mother of All Casino Grifters. They somehow believe “You’re fired!” only applies to suited social climbers or blue whigged fat acceptance activists falling asleep at O’Hare’s air traffic control tower or trying to slide down a fireperson’s pole.

Jewish Jared Kushner isn’t just Trump’s son-in-law, he was his senior foreign policy adviser. A year ago, Kushner said, “Gaza’s waterfront property could be very valuable, if people would focus on building up livelihoods […] It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up.” For whitish Jews, it’s best for native Semites to be cleared from Gaza so it can be turned into a playground for Jews, while earning billions for the richest Jews. Trump envisions a “Riviera of the Middle East.” Booted, Gazans won’t even be allowed back in to wipe Jewish asses, so scrap that “livelihoods” business.

Asked about his claim the US sent $50 million of condoms to Gaza, Musk blithely admitted it was pure bullshit, but “no one bats a hundred.” Petulant as ever, Musk had his 4-year-old son, X, perched on his shoulders. Inside the Oval Office before the international press, this kid could be seen picking his nose. Slumped at the Resolute Desk, Trump was uncharacteristically sheepish. As for outrage at his hiring a 19-year-old goon called Big Balls, Musk now calls himself Harry Bolz. Why check such juvenile behavior when your jejune audience loves it?

If the Musk and Trump carnival tag team is serious about trimming government fat, they should start with all the tax dodging oligarchs propping them up, or the billions in subsidies Musk has received to immolate suckers in his “self-driving” death traps or send them, any day now, to a verdant Mars.

At Amazon, Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future has a nearly perfect rating from 26,987 readers. In Ashley Vance’s introduction, there’s this passage:

I’d come to Silicon Valley in 2000 and ended up living in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco. It’s the one part of the city that locals will implore you to avoid. Without trying very hard, you can find someone pulling down his pants and pooping in between parked cars or encounter some deranged sort bashing his head into the side of a bus stop. At dive bars near the local strip clubs, transvestites hit on curious businessmen and drunks fall asleep on couches and soil themselves as part of their lazy Sunday ritual. It’s the gritty, knife-stabby part of San Francisco and turned out to be a great place to watch the dotcom dream die.

That’s just the Tenderloin, many would say. Rarely taking their eyes off brainwashing screens, they also dodge urban centers where beggars converge. It’s nearly impossible to “pan handle” in pedestrian-free suburbs. The not yet homeless ignore the hundreds of Tenderloins across the USA. Plus, only alcoholics, junkies or bums of color live there, they reason.

With Stargate, which Trump announced on his very first day in office, millions will lose their jobs due to artificial intelligence, but that’s just the future, man! With most unable to scrawl their own name with a pencil, how do you expect anyone to do anything? As for human intelligence, stop kidding yourself! This is a nation that voted for Clinton, Obama, Trump, Biden, Harris and, now, Trump again.

Two days ago, I walked seven miles from Long Sơn to Bà Rịa. Along the way, I passed several workshops where religious statues were carved in stone. It’s impressive the skills and initiative required. In this “Communist” nation, small businesses thrive. With the global economy tanking, Vietnam is also in trouble, but Viets still know how to sweat and be reverent. Having experienced waves of hardship, they’re also more prepared for what’s coming. Their biggest asset, though, is their social coherence. At Long Sơn’s military cemetery, there were graves of the very young, including a woman who’s either 18 or 19.

In her hagiography of Musk, Vance describes entering SpaceX’s headquarters:

It’s there that visitors will find two giant posters of Mars hanging side by side on the wall leading up to Musk’s cubicle. The poster to the left depicts Mars as it is today—a cold, barren red orb. The poster on the right shows a Mars with a humongous green landmass surrounded by oceans. The planet has been heated up and transformed to suit humans. Musk fully intends to try and make this happen. Turning humans into space colonizers is his stated life’s purpose. “I would like to die thinking that humanity has a bright future,” he said. “If we can solve sustainable energy and be well on our way to becoming a multiplanetary species with a self-sustaining civilization on another planet—to cope with a worst-case scenario happening and extinguishing human consciousness—then,” and here he paused for a moment, “I think that would be really good.”

Don’t worry about all the Skidrows, Tenderloins, Kensingtons, Jacksons and Camdens within driving distance, you’re moving to Mars with a brainchip and robot girlfriend, courtesy of Musk. He, too, should be on Mount Rushmore, but full bodied in his Satanic suit with the Baphomet skull and inverted cross. The US has become a cosplaying farce.

Awaiting trial, nuisance streamer Johnny Somali, real name Ramsey Khalid Ismael, has been stuck in South Korea for about six months. Though broke and powerless, he’s as full of himself as Trump and Musk. “You can’t touch me,” Ismael taunted South Koreans. “I’m an American! The US made South Korea!”

That Satanic nation filled with the emotionally arrested has never been more isolated. Trump is a leader for the ages! Those on his mailing list are constantly harassed for even tiny donations. With meme coins or $10, you must help out this spectacularly petty man.