Trump Boyfriend Experience

Imagine getting this in your mailbox:

PRESIDENT TRUMP 8:26 AM

Can you take this off my hands for me? It’s a great deal—trust me!

SPECIAL OFFER DIRECTLY FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP

DATE AWARDED: 03/23/25

Joe,

Can I send your personalized Lifetime Achievement Award Card to your home?

I’ve been holding onto this for quite some time now and I want to make sure it finally gets to you.

This is an honor I typically reserve for my closest allies, so congratulations on joining the elite list of Trump Lifetime Achievement WINNERS »

ACCEPT YOUR AWARD

Special offer! Personalized! Lifetime achievement award! Closest allies! Elite list! Congratulations! Its phoniness is so crude and infantile, who would fall for it? Apparently, millions, for Trump keeps mass mailing these shakedowns several times a week. To “accept your award” is to send this billionaire 10, 20 or a hundred bucks. No donation is too small for His Pettiness. Even clownish poobahs of the most farcical republics don’t pickpocket their citizens like this. They have more dignity than Trump, which isn’t saying much, and their subjects aren’t so stupid.

Millions have snapped out of it. Trump personally screwing them super hard while laughing demonically has finally unclogged their brains. At least they got to see their hero naked. Hundreds of businesses that rely on Canadian customers will go bankrupt due to Trump’s relentless attack on America’s closest neighbor. The world looks on in disgust. Many agricultural exporters to China won’t survive. Farmers who have contracts with The Environmental Quality Incentives Program [EQIP] won’t be reimbursed for equipments already purchased. Many will lose their farms. Cuban, Venezuelan, Haitian and Nicaraguan Americans who voted Trump now see even their non-criminal asylum seekers kidnapped and deported.