The quoted article is fictional, of course. Sitting in Tel Aviv, I'm lying nonstop. Never been anywhere near Taiwan. All those photos are stolen from the internet. Now I go get some lox and bagel for breakfast.
Ly Tu Trong is the street I hang out when in Saigon - too funny ! And I had an old south Vietnamese woman coming to say hello to me everyday when I ate breakfast at the nice 1/2 foreigner, 1/2 Vietnamese outside/inside restaurant/kafe close to the Street food picnic area on the way to Ben Tranh market. Anyways she would smile at me when I would say my poorly spoken french/vietnames - she must have known by my age that I 'd been in Saigon - once upon a time. I always handed her some $$. Why not - it was worth the smile and the flash backs I would get . I still get goose bumps when it rains at exactly 5:00 pm for 20 minutes in October. To me - that's a million dollar feeling. Thanks Linh.
"Most of these bachelors were old [check!], ugly [check!], diseased [is Asperger's a disease?], or handicapped [not yet]". Sounds like I might still qualify for a 25-50% discount on a bride! 👰 Wait, ya hafta fly to Taiwan to pick her up? Where's the "mail order" in that!?
I'm guessing all the ones that look like cheerleader Lee Da-Hye are sold out and I'd have to settle for a used pole dancer with a lot of mileage. Ah well, as the old saying goes: "love is the delusion one woman differs from another".
Hi everyone,
The quoted article is fictional, of course. Sitting in Tel Aviv, I'm lying nonstop. Never been anywhere near Taiwan. All those photos are stolen from the internet. Now I go get some lox and bagel for breakfast.
Linh
I did some money laundering there a year or so ago - it's a good story - but true !
Are you going to identify as a Jew so you can Israeli citizenship?
Hi PhilH,
What's this identify shit?! You’re either born a Jew or you ain't. I'm so Jewish I was born without foreskin. No rabbi ever sucked my dick.
Come to think of it, that's not such a bad idea. I'm going to ring him up right now.
Linh (in Vietnamese means Levy)
Love Like Hate - fantastic writing the kind that makes you gasp out loud, everyone should read it!
Linh Dinh is very funny as in: 'there's humor in the blackest tragedy'
Ly Tu Trong is the street I hang out when in Saigon - too funny ! And I had an old south Vietnamese woman coming to say hello to me everyday when I ate breakfast at the nice 1/2 foreigner, 1/2 Vietnamese outside/inside restaurant/kafe close to the Street food picnic area on the way to Ben Tranh market. Anyways she would smile at me when I would say my poorly spoken french/vietnames - she must have known by my age that I 'd been in Saigon - once upon a time. I always handed her some $$. Why not - it was worth the smile and the flash backs I would get . I still get goose bumps when it rains at exactly 5:00 pm for 20 minutes in October. To me - that's a million dollar feeling. Thanks Linh.
"Most of these bachelors were old [check!], ugly [check!], diseased [is Asperger's a disease?], or handicapped [not yet]". Sounds like I might still qualify for a 25-50% discount on a bride! 👰 Wait, ya hafta fly to Taiwan to pick her up? Where's the "mail order" in that!?
I'm guessing all the ones that look like cheerleader Lee Da-Hye are sold out and I'd have to settle for a used pole dancer with a lot of mileage. Ah well, as the old saying goes: "love is the delusion one woman differs from another".
The picture of the woman smoking the cigarette is ethereal. I almost thought it was a billboard as I scrolled down.
Hi Troy,
She's smoking right by the NO SMOKING sign! Seriously now, should a woman like that be fined for anything?
Linh
P.S. If she drives drunk and kills a family of five then, OK, fine her $75 or something, but short of that?
Certainly not. I didn't notice the sign Linh.
It should be grateful that she chose to light up next to it. Wonderful picture!