Man Shot For Nothing, Man Flinging Shit, Man Sleeps On Woman's Porch

In a nation where hundreds of thousands of Jewjab deaths don’t make the news, what does it matter if a 23-year-old has just been gunned down for nothing in Philadelphia?

At 12:30AM on 9/22/22, a thin black man in hoodie walked past Everett Beauregard in Powelton, a reasonably safe neighborhood near Drexel and UPenn. After an evening at a South Philly bar, friends had just dropped Beauregard off near his apartment, but not in front of it, since it was only a brief stroll away. Still summer, the temperature was an exceedingly pleasant 69 degree.

Raised in Malvern, PA, a borough of just 3,445 people, Beauregard had come to Philly to study political science and government at Temple University. Its current in-state tuition is $18,168, compared to $57,171 (including $2,405 in fees) for Drexel and $63,352 ($7,240 fees) for UPenn.

Though just 25 miles away from drowsy Malvern, Philly is a different universe. Beauregard had long known this, I’m sure, for he had likely gone there, since childhood, for concerts, sports, shopping or just a few hours of urban wandering. There’s so much more life there. To mature, a child must be exposed to as much as possible.

Each evening, Philly murders also showed up on his TV, but that’s just city living in America, as it would be in South Africa or El Salvador. In return, you get much better food options. Yes, there’s decent Mexican and Indian grub in Malvern, but where are the Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese and Lebanese restaurants? Even two legit diners get old. A 21st century man can’t just live on waffles, burgers and meatloaves. Plus, Beauregard would not be moving to Fairhill, Kensington, Hunting Park, Nicetown or Cobbs Creek, etc. What lovely names.

Billie Holliday, John Coltrane and Sun Ra lived there, as did some guys named Ben Franklin and Thomas Paine, so the city certainly has an aura. If literary, Beauregard may have known that Edgar Allan Poe, Ezra Pound, Hilda Doolittle and Charles Bukowski also spent years in Philly. Native Thomas Eakins hardly ever left, and Walt Whitman’s house and tomb are across the river. Fantastic buildings by overlooked Frank Furness are scattered around town. Wilt Chamberlain went to Overbrook High and Joe Frazier’s gym still stands on North Broad. Silhouetted against the moon, Dr. J still flies over the city, so watch out, rim!

After graduating in 2020, Beauregard worked to reelect democratic congresswoman Kristine Howard, got a job at Wells Fargo and was planning to get his master’s. With his bachelor’s in political science at a lesser university, Beauregard could only become, at best, a policy analyst, legislative assistant, public relations specialist, social media manager, marketing research analyst or political consultant. Beauregard was lucky to not be bussing tables.

Sensing no danger, Beauregard walked past his murderer, who turned and shot him in the neck. Running away with adrenalin, the man shot once into the ground. A camera on the same block had recorded him at 11:21PM, so more than an hour beforehand. Though his left arm sometimes swung free, his right hand was always in his pocket, to hold his gun.

To avoid witnesses, he chose this trafficless block, though this forced him to wait seemingly forever before a suitable prey could appear. What’s an hour, though, for something this momentous? He had to be baptized. In the end, he got what he wanted, so it was worth it. What a story he now has to tell.

If you see a lone young black man walking towards you on a deserted street late at night, it’s racist to cross to the other side. If you’re a young white or yellow woman walking alone at night in Philadelphia, Camden, Detroit, Oakland, Saint Louis, New Orleans, Newark, Chicago, Jackson or Memphis, etc., it’s certainly racist to cross the street when you see a rowdy pack of young black men in hoodies strutting or ambling towards you, so don’t ever compromise your upbringing or morality. Don’t even flinch.

Kristine Howard, “A bright light in our community was dimmed this week in a tragic and senseless shooting in Philadelphia. Everett Beauregard, a Great Valley High School graduate and friend to many, was taken from us in yet another act of intolerable gun violence.”

Temple University, “We are deeply saddened to learn of the tragic death of Temple graduate Everett Beauregard, who was killed last night in West Philadelphia. It is the latest example of the pointless and shocking epidemic of gun violence that continues to sweep both the city and the country.”

So no human agency is identified, no hypotheses about motivation and no theorizing about race, since the shooter is black and the victim white. It’s even hard to twist this into a class issue, since Beauregard’s mom is just a high school teacher, and last I checked, that hasn’t become a sign of “privilege.” This tragedy, then, is simply “senseless,” with “gun violence” to blame. It’s anything but senseless.

This slippery dodge is no different, though, than the War on Terror (which is really a Jewish war against Muslims), the Covid Pandemic (a Jewish genocide against us all, via wrong hospital protocols, lockdowns, psychological terror and, primarily, the Jewjabs) or Russia’s invasion of Ukraine (a Jewish war against not just Slavs, Russians and Ukrainians, but the entire West, as in let them starve and freeze to death).

In Brussels on 9/21/22, ten thousand Belgians protested outrageous inflation. In Rome on 9/23/22, Italians burnt their energy bills in public. A banner, “When I was small, I was afraid of the dark. After my last [energy] bill, I’m afraid of the light.” In Madrid on 9/24/22, thousands of civil servants demanded pay increases to match inflation. As the West commits suicide, the world watches, not unlike how you witnessed wars and famines in the Third World. On 9/23/22, Vietnamese TV reported that +2 million Germans were depending on soup kitchens to survive. Painted in four cheerful colors on a white wall, “Gutten Appetit.” An influx of Ukrainian refugees has added to this demand for free chow. On 9/22/22, India's FirstPost reported, “European industries shut down even before winter months set in.” Dreading hypothermia, many Brits are contemplating a seasonal migration southward. Not long ago, they only had to go overseas to get their teeth fixed.

Colossal Jewish crimes have societal breakdown as collateral damage, with the evidence appearing nonstop everywhere. In Sherman Oaks, a ritzy LA neighborhood where the average house costs $1.5 million, the homeless expose themselves, threaten passersby or even fling their own shit at cars. In lesser Van Nuys, a woman living alone has called the cops repeatedly about a man living on her porch. Though this guy has even tried to break into her home, he’s simply booked, then released.

Just as with dine and dashes, smash and grabs, flash mob shoplifting, shopping mall melees and random shootings for self-therary or sport, porch squatting will only increase. Forget monkey pox, but fear an epidemic of home invasions. The starved will tear down all barriers.

Often demonized and lucky to not be defunded, demoralized cops have other priorities, so the country goes to shit, as planned. Meanwhile, billions are hemorrhaged on wars for Jews, same as always, so keep your TV on.

Soon enough, it will be time to vote again, so which corrupt pervert will you swoon over this time? Which video compromised Satanist? Which supreme method actor?

[Philadelphia, 7/21/11]