$TRUMP Is Freely Tradeable!
[Vung Tau, 1/16/25]
On 7/13/24, a nearsighted dork propped up a ladder in full view of Trumptards in Butler, PA. Pissing his pants, Crooks fumbled into the Patsy Hall of Fame. He had 20 minutes left on an earth that gave him no justice or sense. Up in the sky, retarded Tom won’t be bullied no more, except by God. Every so often, the Almighty can’t help but give Crooks a taekwondo kick upside the head. “You fucked up, buddy! Now, go get me a Bud Lite. You can have one, too.”
ABC News, “Law enforcement officials investigating the assassination attempt on Donald Trump told lawmakers Wednesday that 20 minutes passed between the time U.S. Secret Service snipers first spotted the gunman on a rooftop and the time shots were fired at the former president, according to several law enforcement officials and lawmakers briefed on the matter.”
At the first shot, Trump flinched as two or three bulldykes jumped on top of him. Smothered by LQTGB and DEI boobies and armpits, Trump thought, “It sure wasn’t like this on Epstein Island, but you can’t have lovely sex with Lolitas all the time.” Despite himself, Trump got a hardon, he’s so masculine. Before he could climax, the ladies stood him up for the money shot. On cue, Trump pumped his fist. Hovering above this spectacle, Crooks’ spirit could only marvel at its Swiss clock execution.
This signature event didn’t just elevate Trump into the mythical realm, but earned him 22.4 billions in one night. No small time hucksters like Jimmy Curley or Buddy Cianci, Trump will rake in billions more. Just launched Get Trump Memes is only one racket:
$TRUMP are now freely tradeable on the blockchain.
On July 13, 2024, President Trump faced death and came up fighting! With his fist in the air and the iconic battle cry FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, President Trump showed the world what a LEADER is made of. His strength and courage ignited a movement becoming the most memorable meme of the century.
Now, you can get your piece of history. This Trump Meme celebrates a leader who doesn’t back down, no matter the odds. Join the Trump Community—we’re all about fighting for what matters.
Fighting for big assed biz, Trump will increase tariffs on China, Canada and Mexico. This will squeeze half dead Americans further. Inflation will skyrocket. Money printing lines oligarchs’ pockets. Wealth gap becomes the Grand Canyon. With its access to Russian natural gas cut off, Europeans have been forced to rely on Uncle Sam. Like LA landlords, he’s gouging them. Biden blew up pipelines so Trump can extort.
In South Africa, competing taxi companies torch each other’s vehicles and murder drivers. In Australia, tobacconists burn their rivals’ shops. Across the USA, drug dealers and pimps must protect their turfs. You can’t just be some freelancing skank. You’ll get your wig knocked the fuck off, at least. Defending his shrinking turf, Uncle Sam has no choice but to fight Russia and China. Trump whines about Europe not paying for its defense, but Russia isn’t its enemy, but natural trading partner. Eurasia is one continent. If left alone to integrate, the USA becomes irrelevant. The world doesn’t need woke movies from Hollywood, degenerate hip hop from NYC, crashing Boeings from Seattle, icky porn from San Fernando or Domino Pizza.
The American left’s objection to Trump is pure misdirection. Here’s the Jewish Abby Zimet of Common Dreams on 1/17/25:
In another class move from perennially envious 12-year-old Fuhrer-elect Trump, he announced MAGA actors Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Special Ambassadors” to Hollywood, though it’s not a foreign country, to “be my eyes and ears” and “bring Hollywood BACK...BIGGER, BETTER”—but without Jews—just like ’Murica. His decision to go all Leni Riefenstahl with a touch of Joseph McCarthy was exuberantly greeted as “most predictable popularity crutch attempt ever” and “meaningless bullshit.”
Trump doesn’t just have a Jewish son-in-law, the influential Jared Kushner, but has always been stridently pro Israel. The ceasefire with Hamas, which may not hold, is no betrayal of Jews. Fighting Hamas, Hezbollah, Yemen and Iran, Israel is also annexing a huge chunk of Syria. Its IDF is overextended and exhausted. Jewish soldiers are only good at torturing, raping and massacring innocents. About to collapse, the IDF had to withdraw from Gaza. This ceasefire benefits Trump, Israel and the USA. It looks good to have Uncle Sam appear independent.
As for the deportation of illegals, it will be bogged down, at best. Anyone snagged can be detained as legal bitching is played out. This benefits America’s prison industry. These relatively comfy camps can be used simultaneously or later on annoying Americans.
[riding a taxi in Cape Town on 9/5/21]
[Windhoek, Namibia on 11/3/21]
[Belgrade, 8/5/20]
[Tepotzotlan, 6/6/17]
Hi Linh,
I'm not able to write to you as often as before but I sure haven't forgotten you. Now that I have the chance I'm wishing you a "Happy 2025 New Year!" and also a belated 2024 Merry Christmas! You were in my thoughts, and I wanted to send you Season's Greetings on the correct days, I finally now have the chance.
I especially hope your health keeps on getting better and better in 2025.
I've read that you gave up the sauce - as a result has your health improved? Are you feeling better? The key to staying off the sauce, as you well know, is to have something else that's interesting/fun/fullfilling to do to pass the time. Fortunately your writing, photography, and travel nicely fill that slot. Still, from back in your drinking days, I'll never forget those photos of you inside some roadside bar in South Africa, the one where it's just you and a bunch of happy, smiling, South Africans drinking together. I especially liked from that series the photo you took of the heavyset black gal.
Currently I'm writing to you from a café in Sintra, Portugal, where, from a window, I see the base of the tallest cloud-covered mountain (the Moorish castle on top is obscured in the mists) and watch a cold rain continuously falling for the second straight day. Today is an "inside day," there's no point in taking the 45-minute train/metro to Lisbon just to hangout in a café there. I might as well stay here, in this café with the view, and watch The Donald get sworn into office.
God only knows what the next four years will bring us, but, whatever it is, it's bound to be better than the disaster the Biden's presidency has brought to the world, especially to the Ukrainians and Russians. Under Biden it has gotten to the point where, if a nuclear war hasn't started on any given day, I consider it to be a good day. The bar is now set so low, it won't take too much for the next four years to be better than the last four.
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On a personal note: Your writing style is as wonderful as it always has been, and your photography over the last few years, as good as it was, keeps on getting better and better.
I wish you greater Health and much Happiness in 2025 and beyond.
All the best Linh...
Will women who handle $Trump tradeables be known as $Trumpets?