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Since about the early 80's, I pretty much went my own way and stroked alone. I didn't write off women, but I understood that the bulk of them would write me off if they learned of my ways. I was pretty much homeless, but I picked up an Airstream in the late 80's. I dabbled in drugs but never sold them. I only got hooked on beer along with pot as a sleep med.In the middle 90's, I built an 8x12 cabin in one of the coldest and most remote towns you can drive to in the U.S. In the early 2000's, I built a scribed 16x18 log cabin in the same place. For over 30 years, I lived in a hooch along a couple of rivers while working during the summer. I still do.Heading there now.
I never made a lot of money, but I made enough to get by without having to be employed by someone. I don't have the personality that requires socializing that much. People don't elevate my dopamine level very often. I get anxious and feel misunderstood a lot of the time. An INTP, for those who know what that is.
I had a girlfriend the last 2 years of high school, but we split up because I knew then that I was going to do something like I am doing. Living in a cabin in the woods. I had a hippy-type girlfriend for 2 years in my late 20's and an Athabaskan girlfriend for 2 years in my middle 40's. Each one was quite a bit different from the others, and they all were painful to lose. I was never much of a chaser of women, as I do write off most of them from a distance as poor fits for me. If I do find one I think will fit, I will watch them for awhile, trying to get more assurance that they may work out. Usually someone else picks them up.
It was never about my pecker, that just happens, but about finding someone I could relate to without too many issues.I avoided a lot of huge problems! I look younger than my age! Get over here! I got it, baby!
I actually just had an encounter with a very pretty woman at the supermarket 2 days ago. She said something to me! Pretty girls don't usually do that to me. They look straight ahead and can't even see me if they had extraordinary peripheral vision. I didn't know what to say or do! She got away! Damn, she was perfect!
Linh, what made you write such an odd essay? Free speech?
By the way, I might consider number 3 but I am concerned about the YELLING. What kind of voice does she have? Is it really screechy?
These Western dudes marrying East Asian women and bragging about it, usually. Thank God it's mostly divorced retirees or brainless ex-Marines. Asian women are the best, they say. No smell. Yellow fewer and all. I say, nah, it's all coping. As to the younger expats in your pictures: Why are they dating tiny East-Asian woman? To have tiny kids of course! Good thinking bros!
Many of us working in Vietnam during the war wound up marrying Vietnamese. At least three of my friends' marriages have endured these 50 years. It is worth recounting why.
First, Vietnamese are among the most beautiful woman on the earth. They are naturally slender and generally take pride in their appearance.
Vietnamese have a traditional sense of sex roles. They are more likely to take cooking and children seriously, and not compete with their husbands by attempting to fill male roles.
In my observation Vietnamese woman don't have any problem being faithful. On the other hand, they expect fidelity from their husbands. Cut it off and feed it to the ducks is an expression a husband will often hear. I don't know if it happens, but it gives you pause.
All in all, my observation is that marrying a Vietnamese is not a bad bet. Linh describes what's in it for the woman. It is a quid pro quo, but at least they are honest about it and even appreciative.
People overthink sex way too much imo.. Its not a small thing but not that big either. MGTOW feels like some typical american shit but maybe its a thing in europe too, what do i know. As for south east asian women marrying westerners it generally seems like the women get a really bad deal, i dont think they realize just how bleak, say, northern europe can be. Plus most whites are as racist about that sort of union as viets are but anyway i welcome the spread of SEA genes all over the world.
Hi Linh, Just a thought, but it might have been a good idea to include a picture of the late Andrea Dworkin when quoting her. How any man on the planet would want to have sex with that heavyweight slut is beyond my comprehension. Being stone drunk with two bags over her head wouldn't be enough. The same can be said for all the ugly women going crazy to keep Roe v Wade. Why are all the prettiest women republicans?
Hi everyone,
Watch this and weep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0
Oh, beautiful England...
Linh
Since about the early 80's, I pretty much went my own way and stroked alone. I didn't write off women, but I understood that the bulk of them would write me off if they learned of my ways. I was pretty much homeless, but I picked up an Airstream in the late 80's. I dabbled in drugs but never sold them. I only got hooked on beer along with pot as a sleep med.In the middle 90's, I built an 8x12 cabin in one of the coldest and most remote towns you can drive to in the U.S. In the early 2000's, I built a scribed 16x18 log cabin in the same place. For over 30 years, I lived in a hooch along a couple of rivers while working during the summer. I still do.Heading there now.
I never made a lot of money, but I made enough to get by without having to be employed by someone. I don't have the personality that requires socializing that much. People don't elevate my dopamine level very often. I get anxious and feel misunderstood a lot of the time. An INTP, for those who know what that is.
I had a girlfriend the last 2 years of high school, but we split up because I knew then that I was going to do something like I am doing. Living in a cabin in the woods. I had a hippy-type girlfriend for 2 years in my late 20's and an Athabaskan girlfriend for 2 years in my middle 40's. Each one was quite a bit different from the others, and they all were painful to lose. I was never much of a chaser of women, as I do write off most of them from a distance as poor fits for me. If I do find one I think will fit, I will watch them for awhile, trying to get more assurance that they may work out. Usually someone else picks them up.
It was never about my pecker, that just happens, but about finding someone I could relate to without too many issues.I avoided a lot of huge problems! I look younger than my age! Get over here! I got it, baby!
I actually just had an encounter with a very pretty woman at the supermarket 2 days ago. She said something to me! Pretty girls don't usually do that to me. They look straight ahead and can't even see me if they had extraordinary peripheral vision. I didn't know what to say or do! She got away! Damn, she was perfect!
Linh, what made you write such an odd essay? Free speech?
By the way, I might consider number 3 but I am concerned about the YELLING. What kind of voice does she have? Is it really screechy?
Is part of your proceeds going to the big guy?
Hi Linh
You're a card. You know Men Going Their Own Way is MGTOW - so I wonder what you think the MGOTW acronym is?
Men Grabbing Overweight Thot Wankers?
Men Getting Out Their Willy?
Men Generally Over Tarty Women?
Cheers
Jon
Despite her limited command of English, this woman managed to express herself quite eloquently. And she has good questions!
These Western dudes marrying East Asian women and bragging about it, usually. Thank God it's mostly divorced retirees or brainless ex-Marines. Asian women are the best, they say. No smell. Yellow fewer and all. I say, nah, it's all coping. As to the younger expats in your pictures: Why are they dating tiny East-Asian woman? To have tiny kids of course! Good thinking bros!
Many of us working in Vietnam during the war wound up marrying Vietnamese. At least three of my friends' marriages have endured these 50 years. It is worth recounting why.
First, Vietnamese are among the most beautiful woman on the earth. They are naturally slender and generally take pride in their appearance.
Vietnamese have a traditional sense of sex roles. They are more likely to take cooking and children seriously, and not compete with their husbands by attempting to fill male roles.
In my observation Vietnamese woman don't have any problem being faithful. On the other hand, they expect fidelity from their husbands. Cut it off and feed it to the ducks is an expression a husband will often hear. I don't know if it happens, but it gives you pause.
All in all, my observation is that marrying a Vietnamese is not a bad bet. Linh describes what's in it for the woman. It is a quid pro quo, but at least they are honest about it and even appreciative.
People overthink sex way too much imo.. Its not a small thing but not that big either. MGTOW feels like some typical american shit but maybe its a thing in europe too, what do i know. As for south east asian women marrying westerners it generally seems like the women get a really bad deal, i dont think they realize just how bleak, say, northern europe can be. Plus most whites are as racist about that sort of union as viets are but anyway i welcome the spread of SEA genes all over the world.
"Don't let the Sun catch you crying"
Man goes on extended hunting trip destination unknown - gets home and his wife says:
“Did you miss me honey?”
Husband says:
“With every bullet”
Is that a Thai ladyboy in the first picture?
That top photo, guy looks Russian and methinks Mr Linh was very brave or very drunk to take that shot. Should get some photographers' award for it.
Hi Linh, Just a thought, but it might have been a good idea to include a picture of the late Andrea Dworkin when quoting her. How any man on the planet would want to have sex with that heavyweight slut is beyond my comprehension. Being stone drunk with two bags over her head wouldn't be enough. The same can be said for all the ugly women going crazy to keep Roe v Wade. Why are all the prettiest women republicans?
This is similar to poor European women like those from Russia, Ukraine, ... etc.